Boombaboomba¹ tired of tired ales forayed into
enchilada reversed osmosis until cerebral joy juice
clads buyers collect consecutive² chipmunk heads administer
orally floral sheep yellowhammer properties skip a
year³ unfazed by viridian catguts tree-topped stones
parallelepiped cucklet churches keep bats jackdaws take
untreated water disinters grikes by hand rung
poppadoms whisper ah⁴ have gives leadwort laryngeal
curtain walls⁵ badged as vocal socks test
the economy of racking unpunishable creeping toadflax
in maple⁶ buds gauzy copper bowsers convert
froth into a cascade⁷ of cannibalistic missiles

¹ the spin in a Darwinian letterhouse box can be measured in cotton rhapsodies—me too
² concurrent processing Home Secretaries even if made of matchwood may sample language as a sign of poetry
³ make no mistake a year is predominantly handpulled which means according to Brussels directive OG 1049 with five fingers and a smile
⁴ it helps release the jaw and so ensures that a good upbringing prepares a bigmouth for opening a well-deserved after-dinner speech
⁵ blue chips found on Rubicon Wall will be sold by John Bull as blue john down below as bull cocks
⁶ at midnight as sweet as sweat at noon as bright as bread
⁷ in those years all landmarks faced three-headed landlords—one to tax the shop two to fax the crop and three to sack the lot